Other me: There’s sober children in Africa, finish it. When the professor is passionate about teaching and you genuinely understan and enjoy the class. Father of the year award goes to… This is every old man’s profile picture and it’s always uploaded 9 times. How I wake up after a 5 hour nap that I took after sleeping all night long. My girlfiend’s hairclip nearly put me in cardiac arrest. I am some form of permanently exhauted pigeon. Me: Do you thin twins ever get themselves mixed up and forget which ones they are?
Don’t f*** with Raymond: He threw a lamp at another student and told them to “lighten the F*** up”. Remember Ice Cube? This is him now, feel old? If I have to parallel park, don’t invite me. Still the best graduation cap ever: Game Of Loans.
I’m totally against the selfie-stick but every now and then an exception comes along. And now ladies and gentleman, may I proudly present to you, the future. Me when I get home: When your girl says she doesn’t want anything from MCDonalds but you turn your head and see her like this Peta: Cows are friends not food.Ĭommenter: Name one cow you’re friends with. Me: ok I’m feeling really motivated, when I get home I’m going to sort my life out, get all of my work done and be successful. I googled ‘corgi shorts’ instead of ‘cargo shorts’ and it turned out fantastically. Me anytime my pet alls asleep in a cute position. This is the type of guy you read about in math problems. So here he is, showing them to the dog! Every girl: OMG traveling is my passion! His Dad said there was lots of Dog training videos on YouTube.
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Lincoln told his Dad he wanted to learn how to train his puppy. Not A Cop: If anyone is planning any illegal activities tonight let me know. Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up, and everyone applauded me, so I told them to shut the fuck up too. *Short People Suck* I wanted to erase it, but I couldn’t reach the sign. When you and your girl are arguing and you’re both wrong so you start mocking each other. I can’t wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay. What did you get? > I got diarreah but t was worth it. When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning. When your nose is stuffed and you just sit there and think about the time when it was’t stuffed and how you just took breathing freely for granted. Did you just use a saxaphone as a Nike icon? Improvise. You can’t be a convicted felon, you have to have lived in Alaska for at least one calendar year, and you have to be present in Alaska for at least 190 days a year.When your landlord says no dogs allowed. The amount every year changes, but it is usually at least $1,000 dollars a year for qualifying residents. There’s a program called the Alaska Permanent Fund Dividend, and every Alaska resident receives a portion of the profits. You can expect at least around seven hours of functional daylight each day in the winter in Sitka and other Southeast towns. Anchorage will see around five hours of sunlight on that day, and in towns like Sitka, you’ll find a closer to average amount of daylight. This dark time is called a “polar night.” The other parts of the state are less extreme, but still only see a handful of sunlight during the darkest day of the year on winter solstice. Utqiagvik, Alaska, is most famous for the sun setting completely from November 18th through January 22nd. You will definitely find darker days all throughout the winter in Alaska. But if you’re upwards of the Arctic Circle in the Brooks Range in the Interior of Alaska, you’ll find temperatures hovering at -25 degrees Celsius during the winter months.
If you’re anywhere on the coast of this gigantic state, including Southeast and the Aleutian Islands, temperatures can dip below freezing, but it’s far more rare. This question is entirely dependent on where in Alaska you’re referring to. How cold does it get in Alaska in the winter?